NOT NOW CARYN!
I WAS TRYING TO START MY CHAPTER WITH A WEDDING!
SO DO NOT STEAL THE SHOW!
Even though it feels as if no one even notice that Caryn is missing...
Grim: I miss her. In my Darkblood collection. She's been missing for way too long now.
Well I can't prevent you.
Grim: May I take this child too? There's almost no kids on the other side.
No. She's mine.
Auburn: Hey Grim, go to the backyard, my kid is getting married.
Grim: Oh fun!
Grim: But first, who could just LEAVE the trashcan like this?!
Grim: That's better!
Oh we missed the wedding.
Woops.
Ah my gnome also died. And he got more attention than Caryn.
You know what they say? When a window closes a door will open. Or something. I'm not entirely sure how that saying goes.
Whatever, what I'm trying to say is that when one sim dies, another one grows up.
And forget the birthday boy because I gave Morticia her own room.
Back to the birthday boy. Here's Maxwell.
He got the Unlucky trait.
I BOUGHT A COSTUME CHEST.
MAXWELL IS MATCHING HIS SISTER'S ROOM.
Yay my favourite part of sims' childhood...
Gerardo: I'm not sure how long I'll read to you because I'm starting to feel tired...
Maxwell: Goodie, I need to weewee.
DON'T WEEWEE ON THE FLOOR! -5
Lindy: WHERE IS CARYN?!
Micah: She joined us in heaven.
Lindy: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
Lindy: At least I have my granddaughter.
Are you spying on the ghosts?
Ah no, you were giving birth...
TWO! +10
This is our second little vampire Selina.
She's Excitable and she ALSO Loves the Outdoors. WHAT IS UP WITH VAMPIRES AND LOVING TO BE OUTDOORS?!
And here's Sebastian. He's Neurotic and Perceptive.
What a creepy portrait.
Colarie: I really like that there now runs vampire blood in my family.
COME ON MAXWELL YOU HAVE A BED!
I sent Diabella to the park to throw elixirs at people. Yes, she's still doing alchemy.
If I only knew what this elixir did.
And this one...
Ah no it was the Large and in Charge elixir.
AND THIS ONE?
She disappeared. WHY DIDN'T I WRITE DOWN WHAT ALL ELIXIRS DID!?
Pick the thief again.
ZOMBIEFICATION!
MAXWELL! -5
That's better.
Until his god damn brother wakes him up.
:I
So Sebastian woke him up again.
Yeah.
LOOK AT THE WEREWOLF WITH THE TINY MOUSTACHE! XD
Morticia got the Kleptomaniac trait.
And I bought a bee thingy for Diabella, because she needs honey for her elixirs.
We definitely does not need people passing out, though. -5
What is this, the sixth picture of Maxwell sleeping in the 14 last pictures we've seen.
Even though Maxwell is a sleeping failure, I consider making him my heir. He's cute and he's a vampire and he's drinking blood from a cartoon.
Oh hi Gerardo, haven't seen you in pictures.
Get it?
Because it's been a lot of pictures since we last saw him.
(Sorry...)
Maxwell: There's a broken chair here.
Oh I know. It was the werewolf.
Emelie: I really don't like vampires.
Auburn: You really shouldn't say that in here.
Wait, Emelie, aren't you a vampire?
LOOK HOW MAXWELL TURNED OUT!
He got the Proper trait. Fitting for a vampire.
Diabella is pouring honey on the cobbler.
Diabella: Did you try the cobbler? It was very sweet, wasn't it.
Emelie: I only drink blood.
Diabella: But there's a piece of cake in front of you...
Emelie: I. Only. Drink. Blood.
Ehrm, Morticia is fighting with one of my guests...
He's implying her mother is a llama.
Morticia: DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT MOMMY! GET OUT!
Morticia: Did you HEAR that?! How can someone say that?!
Bunk Bed Bug.
She's sitting on the edge.
And WHOOOP she's on the floor.
Morticia: It's easier than climbing down the ladder.
I see.
DIABELLA IS GETTING OLD(er).
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIABELLA YOU GOT A MIDLIFE CRISIS!
And she also got chased by bees.
Geez.
Woops again...
Maybe I should feed them first.
Why are you watching that? Vampires don't need to cook.
Gerardo: You do if you don't want anyone to know you're a vampire.
Speaking of vampires, or something.
Sebastian got the Kleptomaniac trait.
Because that trait will never leave my family.
And Selina got the Evil trait.
SAME ABOUT THAT ONE!
Still running in the family.
Maxwell: I'm neither a Kleptomaniac or Evil!
Maxwell: Hurray!
What are you longing for, your husband is somewhere in this house.
Let's use up some more elixirs.
Diabella threw a bottle of angry bees at Emelie.
"These bees aren't beehaving!"
Ha ha ha, silly game!
I bought the Collector's Helper for lots and lots of lifetime points to find gems and stuff for elixirs.
What is this black bus full of fairies doing here in almost the middle of the night?!
Another one growing up.
GOD I LOVE THOSE DRINKS!
XD <3
Maxwell, you shouldn't drink.
Oh look at Morticia.
Oh right, she just grew up. And she got the Perceptive trait.
And I bet she's the first one using that chess table that has been here since the second or third generation.
At the last time I was at -35
And today I got -15 for passing out and pee.
And +10 for twins.
So I'm at -40
It was way better than I thought it would be.
