Dark Blood and a Not So Bright Future: 1.1 Man Hunting & Money Hunting

Well hello there. I'm not very good at beginning and ending posts, so here's my first try of making a good first impression of you, whomever are reading this.

This is my legacy, and it's not the first, I'll tell you. And it won't be my last either. I guess.

And until now, I've only completed one legacy, so do not expect much from me. But I'll try!

(This might even be the only post I make... I'm sorry, I'm just so bad at uploading these things...)

However.

Here's my founder Colarie Darkblood. As you can see she's Brooding, Insane, Night Owl, Kleptomaniac and Evil.

She's insane since I figured I'd do an ISBI.

Her lifetime wish that I'm going to try to fulfill is to become a Master Thief.

Colarie lives in Moonlight Falls and the only packs I have installed are Supernatural and Generations, since my computer almost can't handle more. I have all the other expansions though, so if I feel like it, I'll just install another one.

Anyway.

I moved her into a lot, and then I began building her house.

When I finally was done with the outside, and I was about to add wallpaper to the inside, I realized that - I've spent all my money building the f**king outside.

I've got §11 left to buy furniture.

DO YOU KNOW how much furniture you get for §11???

Colarie: NONE!!! Since my house is empty.

That's right! You can't afford anything.

So I sent poor Colarie to the thieves high quarter or whatever it is (looks like an abandoned cinema (maybe it is)) to get a job, and to afford money.

Colarie: I did not sign up for this.

Be happy, Colarie, at least you're one step closer to completing your lifetime wish.

Colarie got a job (surprise, surprise), and immediately outside she "Contemplated the Meaning of Meaning".

Eh... is this because you live in a house with no furniture?

Colarie: I was just thinking about if I should run away.

Please don't..

Since Colarie doesn't even have a toilet or a chair, she'll have to spend her first days out in the wild.

Or at the community lots.

I sent her to the gym to improve her athletic that's needed for her career.

At the gym I met some ugly people.

And call it cheating or whatever you'd like, but I decided that I'll at least change ugly people's hair and clothing. Maybe a little of their faces for at least those with really lumpy faces.

*After like 1-2h of changing townspeople*

Now I can finally continue my game.

How's it going, Colarie?

Colarie: Fine, except that the window reflect are showing me a woman behind me with her belly sticking out through her shirt, and it's really distracting and it's weirding me out.

Oh... I see.

At least there's a cute guy next to you.

Colarie: Yeah, but he's hairy and smelly, and I really can't put my finger on why.

Hm.. nah, he looks kind of normal.

Colarie: You think? I think there's something wild over him.

The Wild Guy Argus: Ey, you know I can hear you, right? *grunting*

Ey look, that's the gothic and horrible woman my boyfriend made for this town. No, not that cute little girl (who I edited), that big ugly thing next to her.

Her name is Pricilla Doofenheimer (I think).

Hm, I don't know if I want that face running in my family though. Sure, he's pretty cute (hm, weird, it's almost like he's cute in a animalistic way) but I'm not a fan of his cheek.

Argus: Please, I can still hear you.

Oh, sorry..

Colarie got hungry so I sent her to a... bar? What's it called?

Eeeehh whatever.

Colarie, you came here to eat.

Colarie, stop wasting your time on that stupid ga--

---OOOOHHHHH!!!!!

It's a vampire bear!

GET IT COLARIE!

GET IT!!!

YAAAYY!!!

It's your first furniture! A little friend!

Isn't that nice? ~

Colarie: I can sell him for money so I can afford something necessary.

NEVER!!! He'll mark the first day of this legacy. And he'll be with us through it all.

Now, go eat.

And so she did.

Colarie rolled a wish to steal something, so I sent her to her neighbours.

After getting invited, I send Colarie upstairs to steal stuff. I wanted her to steal the bed or like something that I actually could use...

She stole that painting. The one with the face.

.......

....??!!!

YEAH!

WELL DONE COLARIE!

She took the laptop for like §3000. ~

And she also stole a lamp but I didn't bother taking pictures of it.

Colarie: Oh, what I did upstairs? Ah no, no, no, nothing! I just looked around a little bit... That one painting of the face, that one's pretty. ~~Not that I didn't take it or anything.~~

Neighbour: Ah, well, I'm glad you liked it! :)

After selling a lamp and a painting (I kept the laptop since I'll probably need it for the future, and no I DO NOT CARE about the furniture I could buy for that money.) I could afford a SLEEPING BAG!

Yes!

You heard me..!

Colarie: You couldn't even afford a bed..?

Shush, don't blame me, it's you who's supposed to bring in the money in this household!

Colarie: Yeah, if I could but I haven't even begun my job yet!

But aren't the sleeping bag cozy? C:

Colarie: Except for the hard wooden floor beneath the sleeping bag; kind of.

At least you don't have to sleep out in the park.

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* The next morning*

Colarie: AOOWH GOD! MY BACK HURTS!

..... I'm sorry, sweetheart </3..

What do you say about breakfast at that pub-thingy across from your house? Would that make you feel better?

Colarie: I'd prefer my own fridge. And my own, homemade breakfast.

Please, like you're actually going to make pancakes every morning.

Colarie: At least I'd love to have the opportunity to make pancakes! >:C

Oh hello there sugar. ~

* 5 seconds later*

Ah, forget it. He's a teenager.

Well, my little bird, I'll just have to wait until you're older.

Tristan or whatever his name is: *shivering*

Well, maybe I can get something that I can sell.

Yes! Well done, Colarie! That's exactly what I'm talking about! :D

(I don't think I actually sold it. I think it's in her inventory yet until this very day I'm writing this. And it'll probably stay there until she dies. Or something)

MAKE ME MONEY WOMAN!

Colarie: Calm down, I'm trying to find something we can sell in here! Goddamnit.

Hm, maybe I'll pair Colarie with this guy. Sure, he's got ears like an elephant, but I like his face.

Ah, well...

Forget it then...

Elephant-Ears and Glasses-Woman: *flirt flirt*

I'm sorry Colarie. :C

At least she's made money so that she can afford a fridge. I figured it's easier if the gets a fridge before she gets a toilet, because toilets aren't that hard to find.

Colarie: Still can't make pancakes.

Yeah, that's another reason why I bought a fridge. But, I'm working on it, okay? You'll get the rest of a kitchen soon. As soon as we can afford a kitchen counter and a stove.

Just to piss off everyone a little bit more, it's time to pay some bills. How can I even have bills without like anything? I don't think I even own a lamp???

I need more money, and since Colarie has two days off (~~perfect timing..~~ ), I sent her fishing.

After a few hours I got the message saying "There's no fish here, try some other place."

Colarie: Well, that was a waste of my time.

But do not give up yet, I believe there might be a big catch in the future!

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*A few hours later..*

Colarie: Big catch..?

Wow, is that even... I almost can't see it. Are you sure that's a fish?

Colarie: I don't want to do this anymore.

I sent Colarie to the park to meet some men.

Colarie: Oh, a baby!

*swop*

Colarie! >:C That's rude!

Well, ehrm...

Yes, so Colarie found this guy... Param, I think his name was.

He's a werewolf...

And after Colarie asked if he was single (which he wasn't) they were talking a little, and then he started to sniff her.. I think..

Colarie got offended and.. yes. As you can see, she started hitting him with a newspaper.

I-I'm not even going to.. I'm just gonna...

Eh... Good luck Param..

Well apparently, hitting someone with the newspaper is a very good way of making friends.

~~Please find a husband soon, Colarie..~~

Storm (the blue haired guy): Oh and then I said to my boss, "No, I'm NOT going to put up with this anymore!" and then I stormed ~~hah~~ out of there and now I've been living out in the streets as well! Or, you've got a house, but yeah. That's why my shirt is so ragged.

Storm: Also, I was rich before.

Colarie: Oh, you poor thing! And you lost all of it?

Storm: Yes.

Colarie: D: !!!

... What I really wanted to tell you is that Storm also is in a relationship. So he can't become my future partner either.

*Colarie's bathroom nowadays - the girls' showers beneath the gym*

Colarie rolled a wish to jog.

Awww how pretty.

Colarie: Eh.. ma'am, what are you doing..?

Colarie: Please ma'am! Don't! D:

Colarie: NOOOOO!!!!!!......

Colarie: Hng...? Did anything happen?

Colarie: Hmm.. I feel weird.. Like, I'm light.. And there's a tickly feeling in my stomach... It almost feels like... like I've got nothing to worry about...

Hmm... Nah. I don't know what you're talking about. You might just be sick.

Colarie: Yeah, she probably made me sick :c

But there's no excuses to not go swimming in the pool and to complete that opportunity of yours!

*Out man-hunting*

Colarie: Hello there, why is your skin the colour of olives?

Vampire With Olive Skin: Oh, hello my blood smelling fellow. I must ask you why you are bothering me with such questions. Can not my skin be whichever colour it want to be?

Colarie: Of course, but I've never seen an olive coloured man before..

Olive(r) Vampire: How dare you, human! I've never heard of such racism!

Colarie: I-I'm sorry..?

Olive(r) Vampire: Please! Stop to disparage my bloodthirsty kind, or else I'll show you what a threat I can be!

Older Vampire: Come on Dante, this is why people are looking down on us! Because you're always starting fights to your left and right! I'm outta here before I get the blame. Imma go see if I can find another Plasma Juice.