Frank: Am I doing this right..?
Welcome back! I was going to tell a summary of what happened in the last chapter, but I can't remember anything special except for the fact that Zuri is now our torch holder.
AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT?!
I HAVE NO PICTURES OF BLAKE AGING UP AND MOVING OUT????!!!!
I have no clue why ALL my pictures of Blake is gone! Or why I wouldn't have taken any pictures.
I've got notes about Blake in my Darkblood-notes. There it says that:
1. Blake got the Loves the Outdoors trait.
2. Blake moved out and got a job in the music career.
3. Blake got a GIRLFRIEND!!! Who's Deedee Wynn.
And also
+10
for randomizing every trait for a whole generation of children.
It is actually that I should randomize their LTW as well, but I don't know if I'm just stupid or confused, but I have no clue of how I should randomize it (except for like rolling a dice or something?) so I'm skipping that, and yay! Plus points!
So hello torch holder!
Zuri: Hurr durr hurr
Have fun at work Zuri!
Zuri: Hurr hurr durr hurr
Later I got a pop-up saying that "Zuri Darkblood just consumed an experimental substance and is feeling weird."
Colarie: Look out for the car, Frank! No, you can't drive into a building just like that! Haven't you got your license? You should know all this!
Frank: This is a game!
Colarie: Game or not, does not give you the right to behave however you'd please.
Frank: NOT LISTENING!
Colarie: FINE! I'm going to bed.
Well.
I gave up on my search for a future husband.
Or I didn't give up, but I took it one step further.
Now Zuri's going from door to door.
Not weird at all.
But what do you do to keep your legacy going.
NEXT HOUSE.
At least I meet a lot of interesting people.
If you were a boy, I'd make Zuri marry you just so I could get colourful kids.
Zuri: Yuck, no thanks!
Red-faced-girl: Rude.
Oh hello little man.
I got so much problems with this guy, because I couldn't decide if I liked his face or not.
It's a pretty all right face, but at the same time, there's something that I DON'T like with him...
Of course you're dreaming about nerdy stuff, you NERD!
And Frank is still playing his game.
Good morning, NERD!
Zuri: Huh?
Colarie: Sometimes I wonder if it really was the right decision to get married. Like, I could've been the first Sim ever walking on like Jupiter or something like that!
Frank: I'm sure there's a game out there where you can walk on Jupiter.
AAWWHH!! I FOUND ONE!
OOOHH GOSH I FOUND ANOTHER ONE!!!
I had to check which one of them matched Zuri the most.
And it turned out to be this guy, I think.
My boyfriend also thought I should take him, so I did.
He's got blue hair. And he's a fairy. Win, win!
He's name's Alfred Durwood-Hoppcraft, and he's actually in a relationship with Zoella...
SO THAT IS WHO SHE WAS MARRIED TO!
GGAEEHH GOD DAMNIT ZOELLA! ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭
MWAHAHAH! Take THAT Zoella! Their zodiac signs match!
Alfred whispering: I've always wanted a best friend.
◟(◔ั₀◔ั )◞ ༘♡ oooohhh ZURI CAN BE YOUR BESTIE!
They're playing rock, paper, scissors! ꒰* ॢꈍ◡ꈍ ॢ꒱.*
Zuri: RAWWWUURGHH!!
Alfred: EEEKKK!!!
ZURI WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!!
Zuri: Oh, I'm sorry! I thought we played by those rules... I'm so sorry!
Alfred: Nonono, it's all right...! I'm okay..!
He's more than okay. ♡( ૢ⁼̴̤̆ ꇴ ⁼̴̤̆ ૢ)~ෆ♡
Random guy: That could've been me!
Zuri: Would you like to leave Zoella and become my boyfriend?
Alfred: Yeah sure, she wasn't my kind anyways.
Random guy: I also want a girlfriend...
Zuri & Alfred: <3333
Random guy: ┏༼ ◉ ╭╮ ◉༽┓
Can you like... back off..?
Alfred: You're already stitching up my wounds after my break up with Zoella. <3
It may be because it was you who broke up with her.
Zuri: Welcome to my house, this is where you'll spend the rest of your sim life.
Alfred: I think I can get used to this, it's pretty nice after all. Very dark, but nice.
Zuri: Good. You're learning well.
Alfred: I agree to move in if I can have a computer!
Zuri: How can I solve this as fast as possible... I'm starting to get tired...
Zuri: You won't get a computer but you can listen to whatever music you'd like.
Alfred: Nice. Agree.
THIS IS ALFRED!
He's a clumsy daredevil who's very artistic and nurturing. He's also hydrophobic.
His LTW is to master the painting and guitar skill, and I'll say:
HAHAHAHAHA! Good luck with that.
Sleep tight my little bun.
Oh, and I got another pop-up, saying that Deedee (Blake's girlfriend) got old, so she's not going to be able to make me grandchildren after all.
>:C
Colarie: All this make-up here, I just had to try it out.
Actually, I deleted some mods, including Colarie's make-up, so EA randomized her make-up and that's why she has such rosy cheeks.
And Zuri wished for a gnubb set, so I bought one.
I will so regret this later.
Colarie: You've left the TV! It's good for you to get some fresh air, and I'm glad you're out at night. Don't want those sunbeams to catch you, do you?
Zuri: That gnubb set wasn't so bad after all, our bills is cheaper than before. All thanks to dad not using the TV.
MAKE ME BABIES!
Speaking of babies.
Zander's old girlfriend died of old age.
(YES! Now he can get someone who can have his children!)
BUT NOOOOO!!!
Because Zander found another girlfriend: Haley, who's ALSO an elder.
THANKS!
At least he's working on his paintings. Maybe you can fulfill that LTW after all.
Here's an overview of my house, I'm not quite sure why I took this picture, maybe it was a mistake...
However, since Blake moved out, I rebuilt his room to enlarge the living room. And I'm really satisfied with how it turned out.
I also made a little pond. And I added some trees. Maybe that's why I took the overview picture.
Colarie: Can you speak to Zuri about all her hobbies! I thought she was going to build a robot army and take over the world, and actually do something GOOD out of her life, but instead I find her going to a SCIENCE work and reading all the time! Oh and one more thing! Where did all bookshelves come from?!
Poor Alfred, he only just moved in and he's already getting complaints. Not about him, though, but anyway.
I really like how the office corner turned out ;u; It looks so cozy but yet so elegant.
Colarie: I have to pee.
HURRY!
So I got another pop-up from Zuri's job.
"There was an explosion at the Science Facility. It has left Zuri Darkblood slightly singed."
And she returned like this.
Zuri's also made an addition to the animal toys. A cow toy.
Zuri: It only looks like a toy!
Fine. Cow robot.
This is slightly uncomfortable.
Zuri: I've heard that mom complains about all the bookshelves, but I mean, what else should we do with all our money?
Frank: Haha, yeah! It's not like we need beds! We should sell those so we can buy more video games.
Zuri: I've got something for you.
Alfred: Oh, what is it?
Zuri: A robot dog.
Toy dog.
Zuri: Same thing.
Frank is now playing games at the computer instead.
How's it going?
Alfred: Good, but shhh, I'm concentrating.
Alfred: Have you checked out my painting? I'm making it for Zuri.
Frank: That's quite nice actually, maybe I should make my wife something...
Alfred: Yeah, maybe you can paint her something.
Frank: But I cannot paint!
Alfred: Nah, but I'm sure you'll figure something out, granddad.
LOOK AT MY LITTLE FAMILY <3
Colarie is doing the dishes, Frank is going out with the trash and Alfred is cooking food that isn't burnt!
AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I REALIZED?!!!??
Fairies apperently live as long as vampires, so from this moment here, Alfred has 85 days until he's an ADULT! ;_;
HE'LL STAY WITH MY FAMILY FOR FUCKING EVER!!!
Frank: Now that you're quite new here, you can take over the dishes after me and my wife. We're old and grey, and we'll maybe fall over and break our hips if we do such things as the dishes.
Speaking of old and grey, here's Sunbrow. He's an elder!
Alfred: I'm done!
Wow... That's so... good...
How did it take you such long time to finish that..?
Alfred: What do you mean?
... Nah forget it.
Alfred: I'm going to do another one!
Alfred: Nah gosh, I really need to pee!
Wow, Colarie, wasn't you complaining about books earlier?
Colarie: Yes, but I tried one out and this is actually pretty good. It's about the grim reaper.
What is it?
Frank: .... I'm not sure... There was something I was going to do...
I understand what Colarie was so upset about.
Nowadays I find Zuri everywhere around the house, always with a book in her hands.
BORING.
GAAAHHHh <3 ZURI IS PREGNANT!
Alfred: All this hard work is giving me acne... I should take a trip to the spa.
Zuri: I wonder what'll happen if I get arrested because of my robot army...
Zuri's back at the scrapyard.
...
Oh my goooood Alfred, that painting is sooooo good.
._.
Zuri's stomach is peeking out from behind her sweater.
AAAH IT'S A FLOOD! EVERYBODY LOOK OUT!
Colarie: Eeek so scary!
Colarie: No, shut up, you're just wasting my time.
D:< If you were my torch holder I'd make you repair that sink!
Colarie: TOO BAD THAT TIME IS UP!
( ⚆ _ ⚆ )
I HAVEN'T NOTICED BUT FRANK HAS COOL NINJA CLOTHES!
It's for his work.
I thought you'd stopped with this, Colarie...
Colarie: It's just so much more interesting in here.
Alfred..?
Aaah, you fell on your back.
Alfred: That was AWESOME!
... But... you got a sad memory..? o.o
As I foresaw in the previous chapter (?), my house is overflowing with dirty clothes. So Zuri is spending her pregnant days doing laundry.
:C
-5
Zuri: I've got another thing for you!
Alfred: OMG!
Zuri: I found it in the scrapyard! Would you like to become my husband?
Alfred: Yes, of course! <3
Alfred: I'm done!
.... Well, at least it's an improvement...
I've actually gotten both plus and minus points in this chapter!
+10 for randomizing every trait for a whole generation of children
and
-5 for Frank passing out. :I
However, I'm now at:
+10!!!
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