8.1 Massacre

WELCOME TO GENERATION EIGHT!

Holy moly it's already generation eight!

Here's Maxwell, and his LTW is to "Turn the Town", with other words, make people into vampires.

Since I have no idea who's going to be Maxwell's wife, I made him get to know the people who came to his birthday.

Yes because you know, I invite people my family doesn't almost even know.

Isn't that what you do at birthday parties?

Maxwell did a "proper introduction". 

Because he's a vampire.

With the proper trait.

Though this one is a fairy. And a teenager.

Being a vampire doesn't stop him from having to make portraits.

Even though he only can paint at nighttime.

Let me introduce you to:

The New Rocking Chair

And with all vampires fighting over the new vampire bed, and the other sims are fighting over the rocking chair.

This room is a living hell.

Move your bum, Selina, that is Maxwell's bed!

Yeah you know there was a birthday party?

So I put out all these drinks so that my guests could drink them and I could laugh at them...

But it seems like no one drank anything so Selina did instead, and now I'm torn between if I really should take -5 because of this or not...

(The drink she drank makes her really tired, so it's not like she couldn't go to bed after drinking it.)

I.. I think I will...

Since I have nothing to do with it (except it was I who put out the stupid drinks...)

-5...?

She just keep drinking elixirs...

Selinaaa.... :C

:CCCC -5

She took a new elixir:

"Selina liked herself just fine before. But now she's BFF's... with herself."

Come on Sebastian! Not you too! D:

And why did it have to be one of those? ;_;

-5

Oh hi Morticia... :I

*PLOP*

Morticia: WHOA!

"Who has time to not exercise and eat junk food? BOOM!"

I'm really sorry Morticia, but that certainly didn't make you look any better...

Selina: Come on as if you knew the sun is NOT wearing any sunglasses! Of course it does, why would it else be called SUN-glasses?!

Gerardo: I've lived hundreds of years longer than you have, young lady, I think I've seen the sun a little more.

Gosh Sebastian, how hard can it be to find a bed?

-5

Maxwell is out searching for women and victims for his fangs.

I don't mean that these women will be the victims, I'm just saying he's out there looking for both.

That one's a fairy.

I don't want another fairy in the family so I think I'm just going to try to turn her into a vampire or something.

Or... well... he can at least drink from her.

Feels like I'm watching something private...

Maxwell: Thank you for your wonderful time, it was a lovely bite!

*awkward silence*

Well isn't that a lovely painting.

Maxwell wanted to swim in the sea so I sent him to the beach.

And what is this?

It looks like some sort of siren that is going to lure him into the water and drown him.

THIS IS SO CREEPY AND COOL!

She'll become my wife.

I've decided.

She's perfect for this legacy.

Maxwell wanted to talk to her but since you can't make someone stop swimming I had to wait for her to get out of the water.

And then she had to go home so he couldn't talk to her anyway :C

Everything about Morticia is just so funny.

I love having a werewolf in my family.

I sent Maxwell on a date with THE GIRL again to the same place as the night before.

JUST THE THING THAT it was daytime and the only place with a roof was the bathroom... ._.

Maxwell: I feel like I have to tell you... I'm a vampire...

Mollie: Ugh.

Maxwell: :C

AND I just love those tiny wings. THEY ALSO LOOK FUNNY.

I got a new gnome who I named Klob.

MAXWELL IS TRYING TO FULFILL HIS LTW.

And I found out you have to get to know people to turn them into vampires.

Annoying.

The other woman didn't work, I guess it was because she was pregnant. 

LOOK!

LOOK WHO IT IS!

DO YOU KNOW WHO IT IS???

IT'S MARIGOLD!!!

SHE'S OLD!

Now is where I realize how long this legacy is.

*hypnotic stare*

Maxwell found the basement under the library.

Maxwell: Have you seen my fangs?

Guy: Nice!

WHAT JUST HAPPENED???!

Study Buddy.

IT'S HAPPENING!

Gerardo: Oh it was just you, old man. 

Auburn: Please let me live! Who will else sit in the rocking chair?

Grim: What do you say family? Should we let him stay?

Grim: LOL JK WHY WOULD I?!

And then Grim left the rest of the room in despair.

Ah look a birthday!

What's so funny, Grim?

Morticia got Good Sense of Humor.

So since Gerardo will never die, I figured I'd have to kill him.

And I found him playing with the sprinkler, very thirsty, so I just built a fence around him.

WOW THAT WENT FAST!

It didn't even take half an hour in my game o_o

Lucky I had time to actually DECIDE this was going to happen, or else I would have got more minus points.

Oh no poor Gerardo.

Grim: Wow I'm already back! Who is it now?

Grim: A vampire? Wow that's rare.

Grim: Well... If you're dead, then it's my duty to take care of you.

Grim: Welcome to the other side, Undead.

Gerardo: Thanks!

That portrait is so creepy XD

Oh look a fire.

WHY CAN'T YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT instead of just screaming at it?

THANK YOU MYSELF for making Maxwell extinguish it.

Oh come on girl (whose name is Mollie), do you HAVE to be pregnant?

Now I have to WAIT.

*gasp*

SELINA! How COULD you?!

Oh look it's our old friend fire.

But this time it's in another spot!

......

DIABELLA!

DIABELLA WHAT THE FUCKING FRIDGE ARE YOU UP TO?!

MAXWELL EXTINGUISH HER!

Why didn't it work..?

MAXWELL YOUR MOTHER IS ON FIRE!

COME ON WHY CAN'T I DO ANYTHING D:

AAAHHH OMGGG DD:DDDDD::: 

Grim: THREE SIMS IN ONE DAY, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO IN THIS FAMILY?!

...

This means I get -10 for accidental death..

THANKS GAME.

I'll end this here.

Before someone else dies.

In the last chapter I ended with -5

And this time...

I got -25 for passing out from elixirs ;_;

And -10 for a death.

SO

I'm at -40......