Welcome back to another chapter of Dark Blood and Cold Feelings.
And here we find Colarie outside her job, talking to someone about her job.
*after I've checked my notes*
Ah, I suddenly remembered that she also got promoted.
And another thing. You remember that teenage vamp in the previous chapter?
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| *you'd believe that people with photoshop should be able to create professional pictures, but no. it's difficult as fuck.* |
He's aged up into a Young Adult!
So I had Colarie asking him out for a date. And...
He said no.
So I talked to him for a few hours and tried again.
And as you can see, he agreed!
Woah, what's this?
Ah, a dogcatfight.
In other words, nothing that I care about.
Tristan: You see, I'm not as other vampires. I actually eat real food too!
Colarie: Oh, you do? Well, I'm sorry to tell you this, but I ain't got no real food.
Colarie: How rude! You shouldn't just bring up someone's economy just after you've met the person! You must've been raised like an animal! But then again you're a vampire. And what was your mother, a chupacabra?!
^ Chupacabra ^
However.
Tristan was in a relationship.
Yes.
He was already in a relationship.
Like...
COME ON TRISTAN! YOU AGED UP FOR NOT EVEN 24 HOURS AGO!!!
AARRGGHH!!!! (╯°Д°）╯︵/(.□ . )
Ehrm...
However.
Colarie went inside the night club or something and there were immediately sims who booed her.
Linda Laura whatever her name is: Argh! I heard that Darkblood calling Tristan's mother a chupacabra! How can you even do something like that to a birthday boy!
Colarie: Hello werewolf, don't listen to all these people, I'm only rude to people who deserve it.
Colarie: So, however, do you have a mother to your future puppies?
Chauncey: Yes, thanks for asking. Yes I do.
Marigold?: BOOOO!!!!! YOU SUCK, EMO!!!!
Colarie: What have I even done to you :c
In all this fuss, Colarie decided to eat her freezed brain in another room far away from all them sims.
I didn't want my poor Colarie to get even more bullied, so I sent her to the park instead.
Colarie: Oh, aren't you that guy from the gym a few days ago? Wow, you really grew some hair while I was gone. Now, however, I knew what I said about you and your hair, but since I can't find another cute guy that's not in a relationship, what do you say about you, me and I don't know, like 10 kids?
Argus: Sorry, I'm married to a ghost.
Argus: And you don't look like the type that likes to be outdoors. And I, I'm a werewolf and I have to go out a couple of times a day to pee and such. I also love chasing squirrels.
Ooooooooooohhh! But what's this?! Hearts!!!
Colarie's so smitten that she can't even think straight.
No, she can't even think at all.
Oh, what's this?
Colarie: Excuse me, have you heard about personal space?
... What do you...
..think you're doing...
(꒪⌓꒪)
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
Colarie: Don't ask me! Life fucks you up, mate.
GOOOSHHHH MY POOR COLARIE!!!! ( ͒˃̩̩⌂˂̩̩ ͒)
She's even booing Rainflower Ivy out of a broken heart!
How can anyone possibly boo him!
He's like the cutest old guy in this town, with his little butterfly tattoo.
Colarie: Hello friends. What are you talking about?
Colarie: HNNGGG I'M SO MAD! I WANT TO BREAK SOMETHING!
Colarie: AOUCH!!
NO COLARIE! Don't break your back!
Colarie: I wasn't going to!
Colarie: Hm? What are you doing here?
Frank: Oh, I just wanted to talk about ehrm, I don't know.. paintings..?
Colarie: Are you going to pay me so I can fix my broken heart? I'd like enough money for a stove, so I can make pancakes.
I can see Frank's girlfriend over there burning.
Colarie: Oh, maybe if I keep Frank here long enough, she'll burn up. Ey Frank, what's your profession?
Frank: Oh, I'm a thief! I like to steal stuff.
Frank: Oh, well maybe I shouldn't have told you that... Errh my boss is going to kill me now!
Colarie: Nononono! That's okay! I'm also a thief!
Frank: You are?!
Frank: PHEW! That was so close! ;n;
Frank: I could've been fired!
Colarie: But something tells me that we shouldn't talk about our job as thieves out here in the open.
Violet (shouldn't like 'Yellow' fit her better?): What are yoouuu talking aboooout?
*Moved a bit further from Yellow Violet and closer to Frank's girlfriend*
Frank: You're probably right. Well, however, I'm a leo.
Colarie: OHMYGOSH ME TOO!!!
Frank: You are?! Cool!
Colarie: And I love to stay up late at night.
Frank: Me too!!!
Frank's girlfriend (I seriously can't remember her name): *worried*
You better be worried you vamp!
Frank: I think I'm starting to like you.. <3
Colarie: Omg me too!
Vamp-girlfriend: *slowly watching her love life fall apart*
Colarie & Frank: *flirt flirt, flirtflirt flirt*
Frank: I like your black dress. You look a little like a goth.
Colarie & Frank: *flirt flirt flirt*
Lindalauralauren whatever her name is: *walking past*
Vamp-girlfriend: RUDE YOU BLOCKED MY VIEW!
And then I left Frank for like twelve seconds.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING.!!!???
STOP.
I THINK COLARIE IS GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.
Colarie: BITCH! I MEAN... VAMPIRE!!!
Colarie: IT'S NOT BETTER BECAUSE YOU DON'T DESERVE BETTER! Go burn in the sun or something!
Colarie: I didn't do that.
Colarie: Oh, hello I didn't see you there <3
Sims in the background: Ohmygosh what happened to that poor woman?! Maybe we should call an ambulance..?
Vampire-girlfriend: Uhh what happened...
Colarie: Ey Frank, can't you like break up with that vampire and come be with me instead?
Frank: Yeah, that's actually a pretty good idea! You know, I WILL break up with her!
... Why are they getting good memories from this.
Now this is a moment where you should get good memories C:
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* The next day*
We invited Frank over.
ONLY to find out he's in a new relationship with their boss, Alice.
WHY.
Well a few moments later he's single again.
Colarie: The best thing with being poor is that you almost never have to clean your house since you don't have anything to clean!
Colarie: But maybe you can change that..?
And yes he could.
Frank moved in with §12,000.
And a lifetime wish, the same as Colarie's; to become a Master Thief.
And a lifetime wish, the same as Colarie's; to become a Master Thief.
So I could finally afford a real bed. The cheapest one, though.
And what would a thief dream of other than money?
Anyway, this is what the house looks like now. I've got wallpaper in every room and also all the furniture I need.
And for those who may have forgotten, I'm not allowed to control Frank.
And the first thing he does is to autonomously make some food.
I think we'll get along well, Frank. :)
Frank: AOUCH!
Aaaah, be careful! You might need those fingers for future autonomous cooking and cleaning!
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Colarie: Woah, real food? What is this; heaven?
No, what's this? What's happening? Are you fighting?
Colarie: If you're gonna make food, can't you at least make pancakes?
Colarie: Don't get me wrong, I appreciate that you made us food, I'm sick of eating freezed brain and canned stuff all day long.
Frank: I can make pancakes, but why aren't you making your own?
Colarie: Hm, I don't know really... I've never used a stove before, I just moved here and I couldn't even afford a stove before...
Colarie: I'm so glad you moved here!
Colarie: Now, what would you say about becoming my boyfriend? We can make pancakes together and when we're not getting paid enough, we can go out together to steal stuff.
Frank: I'd love to. <3
Colarie: Ey get out! We're going to make some future-heirs, so privacy please?
Sorry.. c:
I leave you here.
So I'll see you in the future, all of you.
