Sunday, February 28, 2016

2.1 Please Prepare For My Army of Robots


WELCOME TO GENERATION TWO!!!

Here is our heir! Our second torch holder! Our future!

She's an evil genius who wants to build an army of robots:

ZURI DARKBLOOD!

(But since I don't have Into the Future installed, I can't build robots. Well, I can with Ambitions installed, but it's like impossible to build even one robot in just the young adult-adult stage. I think. I've never done it at least.)

(I'll try though.)


As you might remember, there was a birthday party where we left off. Leaving us lots of food, that'll spoil within a day.


And there's someone leaving cake everywhere when I'm throwing parties. Either it's someone who never likes my cake but is still stubborn enough to take more, or just no one likes my cake...

Or maybe it's someone who's trying to make my sims slip by walking on the cakes.

IT MIGHT BE ALICE!!!


Zuri: Don't worry. I'll kill her.


Oh yeah. And welcome back to my house without furniture. Wait a second...

Is that Argus..?



Awww look how cute they are. 


Colarie: --And then I heard that you can put tomatoes in the sauce. And I tried it out, and it was SUPER DELICIOUS!


Colarie: Frank! Are you even listening?! D:<


I could FINALLY afford more furniture. Do you know why?!! Because BOTH Frank and Colarie got a promotion! 

This is their bedroom.


And this is Zuri's bedroom. I really like it, since it's not just a bedroom, it's kind of science-nerd-themed. And it's different from what I normally do.


There seem to be a lot of people left after the party. I think. Or at least I haven't thrown another party.

I don't know why there would be people here, other than that. 


Frank: Just looking at all these people makes me tired.


It's daylight. Have you seriously been out here all night? And in only your underwear, Argus?


Zoella: OMG I realized I'm married!

Wait? To who?


Come on! You have your own bedrooms, please don't take Blake's room! Isn't it more comfortable sleeping in a BED than a sleeping bag?


Argus: AAAOOOOO!!!!!!! *turning into a werewolf*

Paperboy: Oh god, I really have to ask my boss to quit. This work is creeping me out!


GRADUATION DAY!

Zuri's classmates voted her as "Most Likely to Burn Down Their Own House."

And the text after that was "The future is bright for this young graduate!"

Literally?


To be able to build robots, we have to get tons of scrap. And since I can't even afford furniture, I'll have to look for scrap instead of buy it.


So welcome to the scrapyard, Zuri. Here, you will spend many hours of digging through trash.


Zuri: What would anyone even do with something like this?

I don't know, maybe that's the reason why it's in a trash pile. 


We're back home, and Zuri is working on her first project.


Okay, so Colarie was sleeping in this sleeping bag, and then she woke up, walked around the sleeping bag, and then went back to sleep again. 


Sooo...

I heard Zander got a girlfriend. 

Here she is. Serena Durwood. She's old...

Zander ;_; I want grandchildren, god damnit!


AAH! OUR FIRST INVENTION!

Zuri: MY first invention.

Yesyes but you're Colarie's daughter and I'm Colarie's creator so it's also my first invention. 


Look, it's the son who we never pay attention to. He's painting. Good for you Blake. 


This is Jimmy the Junker.

Zuri: If he haunts me in my dreams then I'll dismantle him. 


Colarie's favourite place in the whole house: Zuri's bedroom.

Why? I don't know. But she's always in here just standing around staring at something. 


Colarie: Oh hay Zuri! Didn't see you was in here!

Zuri: It's my room.


Blake: Dad, no one is paying attention to me.


Blake: I mean, I was born in the spotlight and there was a lot of fuss about me being a demon baby, but that just ended a few hours afterwards, and since then it feels like I've never really been part of this legacy.

Frank: Weird... I can hear the vampire-teddy talking... Didn't know those could talk.


We're back at the scrapyard again!


Colarie: I feel my time is running out.

Nooo don't say that ;_; You'll live, at least a little while longer. 


Zuri: I regret getting happy memories from this. This is awful.

Now you know what your poor mother went through.


Zuri: At least there's cake as a reward afterwards.

.... Like you haven't eaten that cake since you were born... 


COLARIE! I leave you and you betray me like THIS?!

Colarie: Nonono! It's false alarm, I don't actually have to go.

.... :I


This is what every night looks like.

Zuri is trying to sleep as Frank is reading in her room and Colarie... Colarie just stands there. Staring. 


Frank: Even though you're old and grey, you're still the most beautiful little old and grey thing I've ever seen <3

Colarie: Aww <3


Frank: ... I didn't do anything.

D:<


PLZ COLARIE STOP!


Oh, I forgot to tell you, but Zuri's lifetime wish is to reach level 9 of the science career, so she's on her way to her first workday. 


Frank: I suddenly forgot what to do with this water...

Maybe wash some dishes?


Colarie, please go to bed before minus points. :c


Jimmy the Junker: .... I didn't do anything.

Why are you all so mean to Sunbrow?! D:<


BED! NOW!

Colarie: But...

NOW!!!


Zuri: BLAKE! Move, that's my bed!

Blake: But this book is so good..


Zuri: You can read somewhere else!

Blake: Fine... ●︿●


Blake: Have you heard about that new theatre that's in town?

Frank: Who is this kid..? 


Zuri off-screen: WHY IS EVERYONE IN MY ROOM?!


Zuri: Lalalalaaaaa hungryyy...

...


*Zuri walks away*


Colarie: OH GOOD! Food! I'm starving!

Σ(,,oΔo,,*)

IT'S A FIRE!


Colarie: OH MY GOSH IT'S A FIRE!

I SAID THAT!

Frank: AAAHH! A FIRE!


Frank: I'll extinguish it!

Colarie: (/;◇;)/ *screaming*

And then Frank's free action was wasted on a fire.


And of course this is where we find Zuri! ._.

They sure were right about that you'd burn down your house. 

You've been close two times now.


Zuri: This time I'm working on my first robot, it's not going to be a big one though.

What about Jimmy the Junker? He's a robot?

Zuri: He scares me, don't talk about him.


Zuri: I made a robot puppy!

It's a toy.

Zuri: It might LOOK like a toy, but when I've built an army of robot puppies they'll all come alive and help me take over the world.


I spy, with my little eye, a book that is tired. 


Good work, Frank! :D


And suddenly I have a dining room! 


I sent Zuri to the park because I felt that she should probably try to find a man.


HAHAHAHAHA!

How could I ever have thought that Zuri was going to find a man.

She's reading. 


Wow, that guy looks funny. 


Zuri: This is no fun, can I please go home?

:I Fine.


Aahh it's so nice having a slow computer. My furniture almost never load completely. This time it didn't load at all.


Ah, yes. Now.


Why do you have a picture of an old man there? Is it like a famous scientist? Or do you have a secret crush? Is that why you don't want to look for men in the park?


Ey, Zuri. Don't ignore me!


Zuri: Oh hi mom, where are you going?

Colarie: .... Work... I always leave for work this time... Everyday...


So I was going through the family inventory and then I found THIS little fella, who someone stole. It's worth §12,000! SO CAN YOU GUESS WHAT I DID???

I SOLD IT!


So I furnished the living room.


And I made a laundry! And I'll probably regret it later on when I have piles of clothes lying everywhere, but since I've Ambitions installed and everything, I thought "Why not?"


But to match the rest of my house, all the laundry boxes (?) are black.


Hello Moonlight Falls, we're back again on our man-hunting. Who is this little blue-haired thingy?


Zuri: Oh god, it's freezing in here.

No dear, it's just Yellow Violet who's standing right through you. 


AWWHH! SUCH A CUTE LITTLE GUY!

But I guess it's Pip Goodfellow. And I adore his and his girlfriend's relationship too much to be able to break them apart. 

And on the other hand, he's old. Or well, adult.


Zuri: Maybe I can have an army of babies...

YES! Exactly what I need for my legacy! A lot of babies!


Zuri: Mom can you please move?


Zuri: PLEASE MOVE! I need to bathe!

Colarie: Was that a gnome I saw outside the window? 


Colarie: I remember when I graduated... I was young and carefree back then.


Ey, Frank, can you please go talk to your wife or something, she seems a little... depressed... or just weird...


Frank: Do you remember that time at work when--


And I know nothing about that time at work. 

So I'm going to end it here.

I've got neither plus nor minus points, so I'm STILL at 

+5