Friday, April 29, 2016

3.8 Troublesome teenager


Welcome to a not so long chapter at all, because it's the last chapter in generation 3.

And Alfred got invited on another date, and this time, his date actually showed up.


Abigail: Oh has someone brushed their teeth?

Sparrow: Why are you never helping our mom, Falcon? Why does she have to do all the work?

Falcon: I'M helping out ALL THE TIME! You're the one just doing nothing!


Sparrow: I take out the trash every day retard! D:<


Falcon: I'm afraid the washing machine will explode.


Abigail: I'm going to become old and grey like Vicki.

Rainflower Ivy or whatever his name is: I hear voices but I don't see anything.


Dante: Oh god that old grey thing smells.

Vicki: Are you talking about me?


Abigail: I'M ALL GREY AND UHG :C

You're still prettier than Vicki.


Rainflower Ivy: I heard voices and a beautiful little song before and it reminded me of you.

Abigail: Awwh <3 C:


Come on, Sparrow. As if you doesn't hate each others enough?


Falcon: Huh I suddenly feel happy... For the first time in like my whole life!


Sparrow: ERAAAARRGHH!

Falcon: And the happy feeling is gone and now I only feel afraid and angry.


Abigail: You're sure a strange carrot, aren't you. Like you've been here for years and no one has ever thrown you into the trash. You're not even mouldy.


Falcon: Mom, it's a plushie.


Sparrow: I was going to continue your robot army and make you proud and I got another idea, that maybe we can build transformer robots that changes into rockets. That way we can take over the whole galaxy.


Sparrow: I'm contemplating my plans. 


And Abigail is enjoying the old woman life as a child.

Abigail: You can never become too old to SWING!


Falcon: Mom, who's calling?


IT WAS ARGUS! The werewolf. And Abigail got asked on a date!

If only Colarie would hear about this.


Abigail: What is this place? And where is that werewolf you were speaking of?


Abigail: There he is.

Sorry I can't hear what you're saying over the sound of the screaming fairy.


Abigail: I don't know if I've met you before.

Argus: I've been here since chapter 1.


Abigail: Whatever, I'm a firefighter.


Argus: You are?!

Abigail: Yeah! Extinguishing fires are a child's work for me.


Argus: Omgomgomgomg that's SO COOL!


Argus: But I have a child. Do you mean that HE can extinguish a fire?

Abigail: Huh, no?..


Abigail: I bet your kid is not good enough to do that.

Argus: Rude!

And Abigail ruined everything.


~Awkward~

Abigail: I'm drinking away the awkward feeling.


Abigail: Once I saved a family from a sea monster.

No, you didn't...

Abigail: Shh, don't listen to that voice. She doesn't know what she's speaking about.

._.


And this is what I find when I come back home. Sparrow playing fairy tricks on Falcon.


Falcon: I HATE HER!

Well, she does not make life easier for you. 


Alfred: I've been thinking and I think you might die before me, Abigail.


Alfred: I don't even feel old. How do you feel? That your father is younger than you? Is it wrong that I'M the one having a crisis over this?


Abigail: This topic is disturbing.

Alfred: Don't leave D:


Falcon: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO RUDE?!


Falcon: RUUUUUUUUDEEE!!!

*relationship bar: -100*


Sparrow: No, you don't understand! I HATE swimming!


THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!


ABIGAIL'S FIRST EARTHQUAKE!


Abigail: I'll save you, blueberry! 

Then why are you digging way over there?

Blueberry: #dying.


Blueberry: *drowning in fire extinguisher foam* #dying!


-> NEXT HOUSE!


Is that a SIM under there?!

Sim: #DYING!!!


Abigail: Wait, I missed one, here let me just grab this fire and...


AND YOU KNOW WHAT?!

Birthday.


And it's time for Abigail to leave the torch to Falcon.

I didn't complete Abigail's LTW of saving like 30-35 sims from a fire, but maybe, just maybe, I can hope that she'll do it herself in the future...

ha... haha... hahahahaa....


Argus: I grow hair when the moon is full.

Girl: Hahaha yeah sure and I turn into a cube when the sun is up.

Argus: Really? o_o


Pip's face.


Here's Sparrow. She got Clumsy.


And Falcon got Dislikes Children.

Well that's perfect because you're going to have a bunch of legacy children in the future ._.

+10 for randomizing every trait for a whole generation ~

--- Falcon's room---


He's going to become a detective.


Zuri: Yuck dad you're gross, walking around without a shirt.


Sorry for a short chapter but it's all Falcon's fault for aging up too soon.

I got +10 for randomizing every trait for a whole generation.

So I'm at

+20

*toot*