Welcome back to a hopefully longer generation!
This is Diabella and her LTW is to use 50!!! elixirs and... What else...
Was there something else?
Ah right, get to level 10 in the Alchemy skill.
50 is a lot of elixirs so I will probably not succeed.
But it will be a fun ride.
I wonder if I can make a love potion to throw at Dante, because until now I haven't been able to do any romantic interaction with him...
Ah good there he is!
DANTE!
And what is that, a bunch of gnome graves?
Diabella: THERE YOU GO!!
Dante: Huh?
Dante: What did you do?
Diabella: It's an elixir.
Dante: Yeah?
Diabella: It makes you less lonely.
Dante: Ah.
Diabella: Well... Did it work?
Dante: Yeah.
Good work, Diabella.
NOW THEY'RE BESTIES BUT THEY STILL CAN'T DO ANYTHING ROMANTIC.
WHAT IS THIS!!!????
Well. Maybe I can find a solution.
o_o
This was certainly not a solution.
Well now I will have to find someone who can kiss her. ;D
But before that she will have to plant some toads.
You know toads?
Toadstools?
Diabella: You know the stories where you kiss a frog and find your true love?
Dante: Yeah?
Diabella: Kiss me.
Dante: I'm not sure about you Diabella, but I think we're taking this a bit too fast.
Diabella: BUT WE'RE BESTIES!
Dante: But besties don't kiss eachothers!
Diabella: Yes they do!
Dante: Are you sure?
He gave her a quick little peck.
Dante: Ugh what's that smell...
Diabella: Am I normal? I am normal!
Dante is, as I hope you all know by now, a vampire.
And apparently Lindy is afraid of vampires.
Lindy: One day, bloodsucker, I will revenge you! Look out for my kleptomaniac fingers!
Arthur doesn't like him either...
Dante: What have I done?
Diabella threw a Sleep Elixir at Arthur.
Ehmm...
I didn't think this through...
I'm not going to count this since I did it myself...
(Otherwise I will decide that if anyone happens to drink an elixir, then I'll probably count it if Diabella had nothing to do with it.)
Diabella is Never Nude.
Hazel passed out earlier (notes) -5
And then she takes DIABELLA'S bed.
:I -5
Excuse me but WHAT is happening here?
O_O
What did you do to each other?
Diabella: THIS IS BECAUSE I LOST!
WOW RUDE DIABELLA!
Zuri: HOW COULD YOU??!!! Just you wait until I'm done with my GHOST ROBOT ARMY!
Look it's birthday time!
ARTHUR!!! D:<
-5
He got the Ambitious trait.
And Hazel got Schmoozer.
Well I'm looking for new alternatives for Diabella.
There's another vampire in long blonde hair. And there's a werewolf that's rather all right except for all the werewolfy parts.
There's a bunch of gnomes chilling in the backyard.
Hi caterpillar.
Oh well wasn't this guy cute?
Oh! Or maybe this one!!!
He's a vampire at least! As Dante.
And she could use the romantic actions on him!!!
YAAY!!!!
(Sorry Dante but everything is your own fault.)
Auburn: Where did all these gnomes come from?
I have no idea.
The next day I invited the vampire over.
AAAAAND he didn't get along with his soon-to-be-stepmother.
BUT WHATEVER!
Diabella: They're white because you give white flowers to dead people and you're technically dead.
The dead guy passed out from the sun.
Diabella: Oh no! We can go inside if you'd like!
He moved in.
And oh yeah, his name is Gerardo.
He's a Couch Potato, Loner, Loves the Outdoors (poor thing), Heavy Sleeper and Mean Spirited.
AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT????
HERE I THOUGHT THAT VAMPIRES HAD THE SAME LIFE SPAN AS FAIRIES.
BUT WHEN I CHECK TO SEE HOW MANY DAYS HE HAS UNTIL HE BECOMES AN ADULT:
"Days until aging up: Never."
HOW THE FUCKING FUDGE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET RID OF HIM?
Anyways now that he's here I'll just roll with it.
Look it's the fat Zuri.
I don't remember what elixir this is.
I think it's a skill booster.
And Gerardo is out playing in the sun all day even though he's a vampire...
They can't die from sunlight, can they?
Ah that's better. You should stay inside.
Gerardo: Ah but the stereo is broken!
IGNORE IT!
Oh yes, this is one thing I like about vampires xD
Thay they drink blood from those little things. (I have no clue what it's called)
BUT IT'S SO CUTE!
Awwh and another gnome has fallen.
So Diabella is pregnant. But she's not reading pregnancy books, NO NO NO! Of course she isn't!
She's reading about alchemy.
Diabella: Woops.
It's like he's TRYING to burn down and wither away.
Diabella: Should you really be outside playing all day?
Gerardo: BUT IT'S SO FUN!
Diabella: Can't you play at night instead?
YAY <3
Oh no she's giving birth!
Caryn: How's it going?
Diabella: I think it's happening!
*poof*
Well I was going to celebrate the newborn baby but there's two more growing up.
THE NEWBORN BABY IS A VAMPIRE!
So here's his room!
(I love it!)
And this is Auburn.
AND Lindy!
AND HERE'S OUR LITTLE BLOODSUCKER!
His name is Maxwell.
He's Eccentric and Loves the Outdoors (another one?)
And I bought another rocking chair and I will so regret this later on.
I think I've only got two gnomes left.
AND I REALISED I FORGOT TO WATER MY PLANTS!
Caryn: Come on Auburn, I'm older and I should have the rocking chair.
I also realised that Caryn is REALLY old. She's a great-grandmother!
Auburn! D:< -5
Oh yeah, now I remember +5 for birth!
And +5 for portrait.
What's not a better time to steal mushrooms from other sims' gardens than at night?
There's the one I was looking for!
No Diabella, you don't have to steal those, we don't NEED those.
OH IT'S TIME AGAIN!
Gerardo: AAAH WHAT SHOULD I DO WHAT CAN I DO?!
Gerardo made so much noise so Diabella helped herself away from him.
Caryn: What's happening out here?
Caryn: ANOTHER ONE?
YAY! +5
THIS is Morticia Darkblood.
She's NOT a vampire.
But she's Genius and Friendly.
Morticia: FEED ME!
Diabella is out catching butterflies because she needs them for her elixirs.
LOOK AT HIS SHIRT! WHY IS HIS SHIRT RAINBOWY LIKE THAT?
And I got another gnome.
His name?
Gnominombini.
Never ask your boyfriend for gnome names.
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Well I can tell already that this generation will be a little more than two chapters.
And we'll end the first one here.
And this time we got -20 for pee and passing out.
And +15 for birth and portrait.
So we're at -35
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